Merry!

Ive been to the pub tonight, and had a shandy or 9...and im a bit merry.....to be fair i wasn't going to go, i couldn't be arsed and when i got there i was bored, but then i got drunk...i dont remember the middle bit! I also had a mixed grill! bonus.....me moms been shopping today as well and got me chocolate Philadelphia, which looks and sounds disgusting but i want to try it! Other than that ive had a boring day, involving things that really dont merit putting on this blog...i mean most things dont merit typing about haha!..... although i am excited because today i looked at my stats and i had 100 page views, and 3 were from Germany, Australia and Czech Republic....now i am an amateur blogger so to me thats worth jizzing over! but im sure most of you readers have 30,000 readers from Kathmandu! ...... well tomorrow i hope is is proper bo'selecta and i do summit radical like go reindeer riding with Mel Gibson! ..... peace people x

P.s just wanted to add that on the way home in the taxi, the driver said, do you want me to bust a left? (i presume it was quicker)...then my sisters boyfriends brothers (pissed up) said do you like busta rhymes?...to which my sisters boyfriend then said, do you like busta'me anus open?...i thought that was hilarious, cause im drunk...and then someone farted.

OUCH...!!!

Played football again today in-order to burn more calories!....although i had a pie when i got in....Well anyways, ive grazed my leg sliding on the astro turf and its killing me, so i decided to apply some Savlon Cream *THE BEST ANTI-SEPTIC CREAM MONEY CAN BUY* (hopefully they'll see ive put that and pay me for advertisement!....anyways, the story....basically ive looked in the medicine draw, didnt really pay much attention, whipped out the blue tube, squeezed it on my leg, rubbed it in and ...TITLE OF THIS POST, OUCH!......me being a moron, ive jus applied some Bonjela *BEST GEL FOR SORE GUMS AND MOUTH ULCERS MONEY CAN BUY* (same again)....well yee, Bonjela is kinda menthol flavoured and my leg is now on fire!...The End x

The Twitch

Just a little short blog update, just to basically say i have a very annoying twitch in my right arse cheek and its driving me mental!...i must be stressed, but im sure i have the adrenaline glands of a 120 year of turtle. I dont know but its driving me up the blood wall.....Anyhow as for today's plans....ermm, nothing! Tbf while im back in Telford this blog is about as action packed as the debating club at the mutes society. Anyhow, if anyone knows of a way to get rid of twitches, let me knoooowwwww traaaa x

Loving this at the momento!

Didnt actually realise the atrist was a man until i saw the video!...im loving this today, bit of a big jump from yesterdays Grillz by nelly!

Also the Virtual Barber shop is veryyyy cool!... bin aural technology...well summit like that! stick your headphones in, close your eyes! and you'll end up somewhere else!

Fat Arse

Playing football tonight, as im pretty much sure my blood flow is like the fat german kid stuck up the chocolate factory milkshake pipe at willy wonkas place...yesterday  had a large big tasty meal, large variety KFC meal and then a bacon sandwich....and today ive had a chicken royale meal...litteraly a right fat shit at the mo! but im treating myself after living off cuppa soups and noodles at uni!....soo yee off to footy to burn them calories!....also im pretty sure i lose and gain weight like that! *clicked me fingers*

Peace People

ADHD

My moms been in the kitchen 10 mins...ive made her a sausage sandwich and a cup of coffee, jus to shut her up! (i do love ya mother)...and now she's just accused me of having ADHD. She said i definitely  had it at school, and that's why i was a little tosser. Tbf now this might sound mental, but in years 8-10, i did have to drink a tbsp of white cider vinegar mixed with water (the doctor found it on the net) apparently is calmed ADHD kids down....i thought and knew it was a load of bollocks, but i got a free Nutri Grain bar off the school nurse, so i jus continued to act like a dick. That is all :)

Dogs give me a sore throat!

Hello there lovely people (that dont quite exist yet) and hello all those miserable shits! but that is your divine right to be miserable, so good on ya!..... Sleeping patterns a bit out of sync so ive just woke up! and the dog was on my chest, and i now have a sore throat, so im pretty sure ive breathed in his fur and given my self some sort of asthmatic throat rash!....On the plus side, i have just remembered i have some Rolo yougherts in the fridge! woo....they should cool me throat down! tasty!.....Football is on all day today, so im going to have to go round me mates now to watch it else me mum will purposely hoover around me to piss me off....plus she wants stuff putting in the loft and i cant be arsed so im escaping the household! So today i will be doing sweet F.A, but in a good way, because its a Sunday and its the one day i use a biblical reference in order to have a 'day of rest'....actually i use that for everyday of the week!.....if something wild and exciting happens though later, ill tell you because i do live on a council estate and there is always drama! peace out